Tuesday, October 25, 2011

A stupid question

Les, having played over 450 games for Fulham, do you regret missing out on all the money the Premiership stars are making today?

No, not a bit ..... of course I do you mad Irish twat - there's Giggs driving a Lambourghini, a shedload of money in the bank, and bonking all around, and I'm stuck here serving Pork Pies to second rate solicitors and venture capitalists from Dublin, and trying desperately to win the full-time scorecast. You stupid prat, what do you think?