Romance of the Cup

Chelsea's exit from the Champions League is really bad news for us yids. With ManYoo favourites to win the league, it could mean that the FA Cup is the only trophy that the Russians can win. And sadly, it's the same for us.

That's my problem as they say, but the issues for Chelsea fans appear graver as the wheels are slowly coming off the wagon. Another barren season by their standards, continuing difficulties with their choice of managers and petulant players behaving with their interest above that of the club or team. Terry breaking legs off the pitch now as well.

What odds on the cheque book coming out to bring the special one back?