Sunday, July 26, 2009

We need to talk about Mike



Frankly, Mike's performance round the dinner table at Goodison was bloody embarassing. Let's face it the scouse lads knew fuck all about Peig Sayers and when the talk moved on to football, they knew appreciably more than him about Leeds United. There's clearly a lot of work to be done Mike and you have to get your knowledge about Leeds United legends a little bit above the team of 72. Get working on it, please because we're fed up carrying you. Learn a little about Arthur Graham and the like.

Don't be pissed off though - at least we didn't mention the debacle in 2003 when you got zonked early and slept through most of the evening ..........
......... of course looking at the company you were keeping it was easy to see why you "nodded off".

Mise le meas.