2004 was the year we met ZZ Top on the Friday night and while Gerry, Mike and I tried to audition for a place in the band, Brian tried to convince the budding thespian from Brussels that he was "never gonna be a star" (Kevin Johnson). I can't remember his name (Marcus?) but Tartoof reliably informed us that he was absolutely shite on the boards and certainly not in his league. As can be seen above the information was taken sceptically.
