Stan Ellis arrives

Chelski buys the Kris Kindle while Mise le Meas gets religious

Breakfast in Debenhams

Oh Wichard, your friends are so funny with their little bags of English money.  Have you told Pops about them?

Fuck off, you stupid bat.

Early morning Birmingham

At least we don't have to bring the crisps this year

I want to go to Leeds, girls

Toffees put Southern Softies to Sword

More photos from the weekend to come but for now just the one - Jelavic's goal in the 93rd minute which sealed victory for the Blues.  Ground open up and swallow me.